
A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the uneven division of blessings, while the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal division of misery.
There's only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If you need a friend, get a dog.
For all your days prepare
& meet them ever alike;
When you are the anvil, bear;
when you are the hammer, strike.